Free Learning Resources for the Entire Community

Events Location Details

Fundamentals of Nutrition

Confused by carbohydrates? Flabbergasted by fats? Perplexed by proteins? Let us explain the building blocks of a healthy diet, show you how to decipher nutrition labels, and build a healthy meal.

Mulberry Grove Care Center

05/23/2018

8:30 am - 9:30 am

Understanding Cholesterol

Concerned about cholesterol? We’ll break down what you need to know about cholesterol and review the ways you can optimize your test results.

Mulberry Grove Care Center

05/23/2018

10:00 am - 11:00 am

Understanding Hypertension

High Blood Pressure is a common condition that can be easily managed through lifestyle changes and, in some cases, medication. This presentation will guide you through what high blood pressure is, how to prevent it if you don’t have it, and how to better manage it if you do.

Mulberry Grove Care Center

05/23/2018

1:00 pm - 2:00 pm

Stress Management Techniques

Life can be overwhelming! Before you reach your limit, join us for an interactive seminar that teaches you a variety of stress management techniques.

Mulberry Grove Care Center

05/23/2018

2:30 pm - 3:30 pm

Five Wishes: Advanced Care Directives

A special presentation by Cornerstone Hospice. Learn about the Five Wishes document to think about and plan for the care you’d like to receive at the end of your life.

Colony Care Center

05/24/2018

9:30 am - 10:30 am

Understanding Hypertension

High Blood Pressure is a common condition that can be easily managed through lifestyle changes and, in some cases, medication. This presentation will guide you through what high blood pressure is, how to prevent it if you don’t have it, and how to better manage it if you do.

Colony Care Center

05/29/2018

1:00 pm - 2:00 pm

Pulsed Electromagnetic Field Therapy

Understand the importance of microvascular circulation, how PEMF helps and its link to reduced inflammation leading to reduced symptoms for a host of chronic conditions.  For questions on this seminar, call 352-674-8717

Pinellas Care Center

06/04/2018

4:00 pm - 5:00 pm

Fundamentals of Nutrition

Confused by carbohydrates? Flabbergasted by fats? Perplexed by proteins? Let us explain the building blocks of a healthy diet, show you how to decipher nutrition labels, and build a healthy meal.

Colony Care Center

06/05/2018

8:30 am - 9:30 am

Understanding Cholestrol

Concerned about cholesterol? We’ll break down what you need to know about cholesterol and review the ways you can optimize your test results.

Colony Care Center

06/05/2018

10:00 am - 11:00 am

Five Wishes: Advanced Care Directives

A special presentation by Cornerstone Hospice. Learn about the Five Wishes document to think about and plan for the care you’d like to receive at the end of your life.

Mulberry Grove Care Center

06/06/2018

9:30 am - 10:30 am

Understanding Hypertension

High Blood Pressure is a common condition that can be easily managed through lifestyle changes and, in some cases, medication. This presentation will guide you through what high blood pressure is, how to prevent it if you don’t have it, and how to better manage it if you do.

Brownwood Care Center

06/06/2018

1:00 pm - 2:00 pm

Stress Management

Life can be overwhelming! Before you reach your limit, join us for an interactive seminar that teaches you a variety of stress management techniques.

Brownwood Care Center

06/06/2018

2:30 pm - 3:30 pm

Exercise & Physical Activity

Whether you’re currently a couch potato or a fitness fanatic, this seminar will provide you with resources to round out your exercise program and stay focused on your goals.

Colony Care Center

06/12/2018

8:30 am - 9:30 am

Healthy Eating Out

Staying on track with your nutrition goals can be hard when you eat out. This seminar is packed with tips & resources that give you the tools you need to make the choices that are best for you when you eat out.

Colony Care Center

06/12/2018

10:00 am - 11:00 am

Alzheimer’s topic: Legal and Financial Planning

A special presentation by the Alzheimer’s Association that provides tips and strategies for legal and financial planning for those with Alzheimer’s Disease and their caregivers

Mulberry Grove Care Center

06/12/2018

1:00 pm - 2:00 pm

Getting a Good Night’s Sleep

Who couldn’t use a better night’s sleep? If counting sheep isn’t working for you, join us for a discussion on why a good night’s sleep is important to your health and how to make it a reality.

Colony Care Center

06/12/2018

1:00 pm - 2:00 pm

Pre-Diabetes and Diabetes Prevention

Almost 90 million Americans are at risk of developing Type 2 Diabetes. Learn the steps you can take to prevent the progression to Type 2.

Colony Care Center

06/12/2018

2:30 pm - 3:30 pm

Alzheimer’s topic: Legal and Financial Planning

A special presentation by the Alzheimer’s Association that provides tips and strategies for legal and financial planning for those with Alzheimer’s Disease and their caregivers

Belleview Care Center

06/12/2018

3:00 pm - 4:00 pm

Fall Prevention

One in three older adults fall every year. Don’t become a fall victim. Join us for information on how to reduce your risk of falling.

Brownwood Care Center

06/13/2018

8:30 am - 9:30 am

The Art of Aging

Looking for the Fountain of Youth? Join us for some of the art behind aging gracefully!

Brownwood Care Center

06/13/2018

10:00 am - 11:00 am

Fundamentals of Nutrition

Confused by carbohydrates? Flabbergasted by fats? Perplexed by proteins? Let us explain the building blocks of a healthy diet, show you how to decipher nutrition labels, and build a healthy meal.

Brownwood Care Center

06/13/2018

1:00 pm - 2:00 pm

Understanding Cholestrol

Concerned about cholesterol? We’ll break down what you need to know about cholesterol and review the ways you can optimize your test results.

Brownwood Care Center

06/13/2018

2:30 pm - 3:30 pm

Nutrition for Osteoporosis

The food that you eat can affect your bones. Learn about foods rich in calcium, vitamin D and other nutrients that are important for your bone health.

Pinellas Care Center

06/14/2018

10:00 am - 11:00 am

Pulsed Electromagnetic Field Therapy

Understand the importance of microvascular circulation, how PEMF helps and its link to reduced inflammation leading to reduced symptoms for a host of chronic conditions.  For questions on this seminar, call 352-674-8717

Pinellas Care Center

06/18/2018

4:00 pm - 5:00 pm

MIND diet for Brain Health

Join our Registered Dietitian as she reviews which foods are good for better brain health

Creekside Care Center

06/19/2018

11:00 am - 12:00 pm

Patient Portal

Do you know how to access your lab results, visit summary, and medications online? Order a refill on your medications or send a question to your provider? Let us show you how to navigate your patient portal via the computer and our smartphone app!

Colony Care Center

06/19/2018

1:00 pm - 2:00 pm

Exercise & Physical Activity

Whether you’re currently a couch potato or a fitness fanatic, this seminar will provide you with resources to round out your exercise program and stay focused on your goals.

Mulberry Grove Care Center

06/20/2018

1:00 pm - 2:00 pm

Pre-Diabetes and Diabetes Prevention

Almost 90 million Americans are at risk of developing Type 2 Diabetes. Learn the steps you can take to prevent the progression to Type 2.

Mulberry Grove Care Center

06/20/2018

2:30 pm - 3:30 pm

Stress Management

Life can be overwhelming! Before you reach your limit, join us for an interactive seminar that teaches you a variety of stress management techniques.

Mulberry Grove Care Center

06/27/2018

8:30 am - 9:30 am

Getting a Good Night’s Sleep

Who couldn’t use a better night’s sleep? If counting sheep isn’t working for you, join us for a discussion on why a good night’s sleep is important to your health and how to make it a reality.

Mulberry Grove Care Center

06/27/2018

10:00 am - 11:00 am

Understanding Hypertension

High Blood Pressure is a common condition that can be easily managed through lifestyle changes and, in some cases, medication. This presentation will guide you through what high blood pressure is, how to prevent it if you don’t have it, and how to better manage it if you do.

Mulberry Grove Care Center

06/27/2018

1:00 pm - 2:00 pm

Patient Portal

Do you know how to access your lab results, visit summary, and medications online? Order a refill on your medications or send a question to your provider? Let us show you how to navigate your patient portal via the computer and our smartphone app!

Mulberry Grove Care Center

06/27/2018

2:30 pm - 3:30 pm

Five Wishes: Advanced Care Directives

A special presentation by Cornerstone Hospice. Learn about the Five Wishes document to think about and plan for the care you’d like to receive at the end of your life.

Creekside Care Center

06/28/2018

9:30 am - 10:30 am

Hearing Technology Expo

The educational seminar will help attendees understand more about hearing technology and how it can improve their lives.Those attending will learn about: the relationship between aging, hearing loss and dementia, nerve deafness (partial or total hearing loss due to damage in the inner ear), why some hearing aids whistle, ringing in the ears and the wide range of hearing aid costs.

Please call 352-674-8717 to RSVP

 

Pinellas Care Center

06/28/2018

2:00 pm - 3:30 pm
Events Location Details

Healthy Weight Loss Boot Camp

Learn successful healthy weight loss strategies including exercise, nutrition and healthy eating out.

Brownwood Care Center

06/06/2018

9:00 am - 11:00 am

Healthy Weight Loss Boot Camp

Learn successful healthy weight loss strategies including exercise, nutrition and healthy eating out.

Colony Care Center

06/19/2018

9:00 am - 11:00 am

Stroke and Heart Attack Prevention Boot Camp

Keep your brain and heart healthy with information and strategies to control cholesterol, blood pressure, and lead a heart healthy lifestyle.

Mulberry Grove Care Center

06/20/2018

9:00 am - 11:00 am
Events Location Details

Memory screenings

Have you had a memory check? A memory screening takes approximately thirty minutes. It is not a diagnostic tool, but can determine if a person has a problem with his or her memory and should seek further evaluation by a specialist.

For some, the screening may ease their concerns and reassure them that their memory is fine. But for those individuals who do have a memory problem, the results may encourage them to see a doctor.

Early detection of memory problems is very important. There are other medical conditions that cause memory loss and have symptoms similar to Alzheimer’s. Depression, alcoholism, anemia, diabetes, thyroid imbalance, vitamin deficiencies, medication side effects and acute infections can cause memory loss. If a person has one of these conditions, his or her memory loss could possible be reversed following proper medical treatment.

If the memory loss is due to Alzheimer’s disease, then the sooner the diagnosis is made, the better. Although there is no cure, treatments are available to preserve function and slow the progression of the disease. So the sooner they receive medication, the longer they continue to enjoy a higher quality of life.

Call 352-674-1779 to schedule a memory screening

01/01/2018 - 12/31/2018

All Day

Body Composition Analysis screening

In just 10 seconds, our screening assesses your weight, body mass index, body fat percentage, basal metabolic rate, fat mass, fat free mass, and hydration level. You are provided with a printout that allows you to track your progress over time. Not permitted for those with implanted electric devices (pacemakers, etc) or pregnancy

Mulberry Grove Care Center

05/29/2018

2:00 pm - 4:00 pm

Body Composition Analysis screening

In just 10 seconds, our screening assesses your weight, body mass index, body fat percentage, basal metabolic rate, fat mass, fat free mass, and hydration level. You are provided with a printout that allows you to track your progress over time. Not permitted for those with implanted electric devices (pacemakers, etc) or pregnancy.

No registration is required. This is a walk-in screening during the listed times.

Creekside Care Center

06/14/2018

1:30 pm - 3:30 pm

Body Composition Analysis screening

In just 10 seconds, our screening assesses your weight, body mass index, body fat percentage, basal metabolic rate, fat mass, fat free mass, and hydration level. You are provided with a printout that allows you to track your progress over time. Not permitted for those with implanted electric devices (pacemakers, etc) or pregnancy.

No registration is required. This is a walk-in screening during the listed times.

Colony Care Center

06/20/2018

8:00 am - 10:00 am

Body Composition Analysis screening

In just 10 seconds, our screening assesses your weight, body mass index, body fat percentage, basal metabolic rate, fat mass, fat free mass, and hydration level. You are provided with a printout that allows you to track your progress over time. Not permitted for those with implanted electric devices (pacemakers, etc) or pregnancy.

No registration is required. This is a walk-in screening during the listed times.

Pinellas Care Center

06/26/2018

10:00 am - 12:00 pm

Body Composition Analysis screening

In just 10 seconds, our screening assesses your weight, body mass index, body fat percentage, basal metabolic rate, fat mass, fat free mass, and hydration level. You are provided with a printout that allows you to track your progress over time. Not permitted for those with implanted electric devices (pacemakers, etc) or pregnancy.

No registration is required. This is a walk-in screening during the listed times.

Santa Barbara Care Center

06/28/2018

1:00 pm - 3:00 pm
Events Location Details

Memory screenings

Have you had a memory check? A memory screening takes approximately thirty minutes. It is not a diagnostic tool, but can determine if a person has a problem with his or her memory and should seek further evaluation by a specialist.

For some, the screening may ease their concerns and reassure them that their memory is fine. But for those individuals who do have a memory problem, the results may encourage them to see a doctor.

Early detection of memory problems is very important. There are other medical conditions that cause memory loss and have symptoms similar to Alzheimer’s. Depression, alcoholism, anemia, diabetes, thyroid imbalance, vitamin deficiencies, medication side effects and acute infections can cause memory loss. If a person has one of these conditions, his or her memory loss could possible be reversed following proper medical treatment.

If the memory loss is due to Alzheimer’s disease, then the sooner the diagnosis is made, the better. Although there is no cure, treatments are available to preserve function and slow the progression of the disease. So the sooner they receive medication, the longer they continue to enjoy a higher quality of life.

Call 352-674-1779 to schedule a memory screening

01/01/2018 - 12/31/2018

All Day

Alzheimer’s topic: Legal and Financial Planning

A special presentation by the Alzheimer’s Association that provides tips and strategies for legal and financial planning for those with Alzheimer’s Disease and their caregivers

Belleview Care Center

06/12/2018

3:00 pm - 4:00 pm

The Art of Aging

Looking for the Fountain of Youth? Join us for some of the art behind aging gracefully!

Brownwood Care Center

06/13/2018

10:00 am - 11:00 am

Fall Prevention

One in three older adults fall every year. Don’t become a fall victim. Join us for information on how to reduce your risk of falling.

Brownwood Care Center

06/13/2018

8:30 am - 9:30 am

Fundamentals of Nutrition

Confused by carbohydrates? Flabbergasted by fats? Perplexed by proteins? Let us explain the building blocks of a healthy diet, show you how to decipher nutrition labels, and build a healthy meal.

Brownwood Care Center

06/13/2018

1:00 pm - 2:00 pm

Stress Management

Life can be overwhelming! Before you reach your limit, join us for an interactive seminar that teaches you a variety of stress management techniques.

Brownwood Care Center

06/06/2018

2:30 pm - 3:30 pm

Understanding Cholestrol

Concerned about cholesterol? We’ll break down what you need to know about cholesterol and review the ways you can optimize your test results.

Brownwood Care Center

06/13/2018

2:30 pm - 3:30 pm

Understanding Hypertension

High Blood Pressure is a common condition that can be easily managed through lifestyle changes and, in some cases, medication. This presentation will guide you through what high blood pressure is, how to prevent it if you don’t have it, and how to better manage it if you do.

Brownwood Care Center

06/06/2018

1:00 pm - 2:00 pm

Healthy Weight Loss Boot Camp

Learn successful healthy weight loss strategies including exercise, nutrition and healthy eating out.

Brownwood Care Center

06/06/2018

9:00 am - 11:00 am

Five Wishes: Advanced Care Directives

A special presentation by Cornerstone Hospice. Learn about the Five Wishes document to think about and plan for the care you’d like to receive at the end of your life.

Colony Care Center

05/24/2018

9:30 am - 10:30 am

Understanding Hypertension

High Blood Pressure is a common condition that can be easily managed through lifestyle changes and, in some cases, medication. This presentation will guide you through what high blood pressure is, how to prevent it if you don’t have it, and how to better manage it if you do.

Colony Care Center

05/29/2018

1:00 pm - 2:00 pm

Exercise & Physical Activity

Whether you’re currently a couch potato or a fitness fanatic, this seminar will provide you with resources to round out your exercise program and stay focused on your goals.

Colony Care Center

06/12/2018

8:30 am - 9:30 am

Fundamentals of Nutrition

Confused by carbohydrates? Flabbergasted by fats? Perplexed by proteins? Let us explain the building blocks of a healthy diet, show you how to decipher nutrition labels, and build a healthy meal.

Colony Care Center

06/05/2018

8:30 am - 9:30 am

Getting a Good Night’s Sleep

Who couldn’t use a better night’s sleep? If counting sheep isn’t working for you, join us for a discussion on why a good night’s sleep is important to your health and how to make it a reality.

Colony Care Center

06/12/2018

1:00 pm - 2:00 pm

Healthy Eating Out

Staying on track with your nutrition goals can be hard when you eat out. This seminar is packed with tips & resources that give you the tools you need to make the choices that are best for you when you eat out.

Colony Care Center

06/12/2018

10:00 am - 11:00 am

Patient Portal

Do you know how to access your lab results, visit summary, and medications online? Order a refill on your medications or send a question to your provider? Let us show you how to navigate your patient portal via the computer and our smartphone app!

Colony Care Center

06/19/2018

1:00 pm - 2:00 pm

Pre-Diabetes and Diabetes Prevention

Almost 90 million Americans are at risk of developing Type 2 Diabetes. Learn the steps you can take to prevent the progression to Type 2.

Colony Care Center

06/12/2018

2:30 pm - 3:30 pm

Understanding Cholestrol

Concerned about cholesterol? We’ll break down what you need to know about cholesterol and review the ways you can optimize your test results.

Colony Care Center

06/05/2018

10:00 am - 11:00 am

Healthy Weight Loss Boot Camp

Learn successful healthy weight loss strategies including exercise, nutrition and healthy eating out.

Colony Care Center

06/19/2018

9:00 am - 11:00 am

Body Composition Analysis screening

In just 10 seconds, our screening assesses your weight, body mass index, body fat percentage, basal metabolic rate, fat mass, fat free mass, and hydration level. You are provided with a printout that allows you to track your progress over time. Not permitted for those with implanted electric devices (pacemakers, etc) or pregnancy.

No registration is required. This is a walk-in screening during the listed times.

Colony Care Center

06/20/2018

8:00 am - 10:00 am

Five Wishes: Advanced Care Directives

A special presentation by Cornerstone Hospice. Learn about the Five Wishes document to think about and plan for the care you’d like to receive at the end of your life.

Creekside Care Center

06/28/2018

9:30 am - 10:30 am

MIND diet for Brain Health

Join our Registered Dietitian as she reviews which foods are good for better brain health

Creekside Care Center

06/19/2018

11:00 am - 12:00 pm

Body Composition Analysis screening

In just 10 seconds, our screening assesses your weight, body mass index, body fat percentage, basal metabolic rate, fat mass, fat free mass, and hydration level. You are provided with a printout that allows you to track your progress over time. Not permitted for those with implanted electric devices (pacemakers, etc) or pregnancy.

No registration is required. This is a walk-in screening during the listed times.

Creekside Care Center

06/14/2018

1:30 pm - 3:30 pm

Five Wishes: Advanced Care Directives

A special presentation by Cornerstone Hospice. Learn about the Five Wishes document to think about and plan for the care you’d like to receive at the end of your life.

Mulberry Grove Care Center

06/06/2018

9:30 am - 10:30 am

Fundamentals of Nutrition

Confused by carbohydrates? Flabbergasted by fats? Perplexed by proteins? Let us explain the building blocks of a healthy diet, show you how to decipher nutrition labels, and build a healthy meal.

Mulberry Grove Care Center

05/23/2018

8:30 am - 9:30 am

Stress Management Techniques

Life can be overwhelming! Before you reach your limit, join us for an interactive seminar that teaches you a variety of stress management techniques.

Mulberry Grove Care Center

05/23/2018

2:30 pm - 3:30 pm

Understanding Cholesterol

Concerned about cholesterol? We’ll break down what you need to know about cholesterol and review the ways you can optimize your test results.

Mulberry Grove Care Center

05/23/2018

10:00 am - 11:00 am

Understanding Hypertension

High Blood Pressure is a common condition that can be easily managed through lifestyle changes and, in some cases, medication. This presentation will guide you through what high blood pressure is, how to prevent it if you don’t have it, and how to better manage it if you do.

Mulberry Grove Care Center

05/23/2018

1:00 pm - 2:00 pm

Body Composition Analysis screening

In just 10 seconds, our screening assesses your weight, body mass index, body fat percentage, basal metabolic rate, fat mass, fat free mass, and hydration level. You are provided with a printout that allows you to track your progress over time. Not permitted for those with implanted electric devices (pacemakers, etc) or pregnancy

Mulberry Grove Care Center

05/29/2018

2:00 pm - 4:00 pm

Alzheimer’s topic: Legal and Financial Planning

A special presentation by the Alzheimer’s Association that provides tips and strategies for legal and financial planning for those with Alzheimer’s Disease and their caregivers

Mulberry Grove Care Center

06/12/2018

1:00 pm - 2:00 pm

Exercise & Physical Activity

Whether you’re currently a couch potato or a fitness fanatic, this seminar will provide you with resources to round out your exercise program and stay focused on your goals.

Mulberry Grove Care Center

06/20/2018

1:00 pm - 2:00 pm

Getting a Good Night’s Sleep

Who couldn’t use a better night’s sleep? If counting sheep isn’t working for you, join us for a discussion on why a good night’s sleep is important to your health and how to make it a reality.

Mulberry Grove Care Center

06/27/2018

10:00 am - 11:00 am

Patient Portal

Do you know how to access your lab results, visit summary, and medications online? Order a refill on your medications or send a question to your provider? Let us show you how to navigate your patient portal via the computer and our smartphone app!

Mulberry Grove Care Center

06/27/2018

2:30 pm - 3:30 pm

Pre-Diabetes and Diabetes Prevention

Almost 90 million Americans are at risk of developing Type 2 Diabetes. Learn the steps you can take to prevent the progression to Type 2.

Mulberry Grove Care Center

06/20/2018

2:30 pm - 3:30 pm

Stress Management

Life can be overwhelming! Before you reach your limit, join us for an interactive seminar that teaches you a variety of stress management techniques.

Mulberry Grove Care Center

06/27/2018

8:30 am - 9:30 am

Understanding Hypertension

High Blood Pressure is a common condition that can be easily managed through lifestyle changes and, in some cases, medication. This presentation will guide you through what high blood pressure is, how to prevent it if you don’t have it, and how to better manage it if you do.

Mulberry Grove Care Center

06/27/2018

1:00 pm - 2:00 pm

Stroke and Heart Attack Prevention Boot Camp

Keep your brain and heart healthy with information and strategies to control cholesterol, blood pressure, and lead a heart healthy lifestyle.

Mulberry Grove Care Center

06/20/2018

9:00 am - 11:00 am

Nutrition for Osteoporosis

The food that you eat can affect your bones. Learn about foods rich in calcium, vitamin D and other nutrients that are important for your bone health.

Pinellas Care Center

06/14/2018

10:00 am - 11:00 am

Pulsed Electromagnetic Field Therapy

Understand the importance of microvascular circulation, how PEMF helps and its link to reduced inflammation leading to reduced symptoms for a host of chronic conditions.  For questions on this seminar, call 352-674-8717

Pinellas Care Center

06/04/2018

4:00 pm - 5:00 pm

Pulsed Electromagnetic Field Therapy

Understand the importance of microvascular circulation, how PEMF helps and its link to reduced inflammation leading to reduced symptoms for a host of chronic conditions.  For questions on this seminar, call 352-674-8717

Pinellas Care Center

06/18/2018

4:00 pm - 5:00 pm

Hearing Technology Expo

The educational seminar will help attendees understand more about hearing technology and how it can improve their lives.Those attending will learn about: the relationship between aging, hearing loss and dementia, nerve deafness (partial or total hearing loss due to damage in the inner ear), why some hearing aids whistle, ringing in the ears and the wide range of hearing aid costs.

Please call 352-674-8717 to RSVP

 

Pinellas Care Center

06/28/2018

2:00 pm - 3:30 pm

Body Composition Analysis screening

In just 10 seconds, our screening assesses your weight, body mass index, body fat percentage, basal metabolic rate, fat mass, fat free mass, and hydration level. You are provided with a printout that allows you to track your progress over time. Not permitted for those with implanted electric devices (pacemakers, etc) or pregnancy.

No registration is required. This is a walk-in screening during the listed times.

Pinellas Care Center

06/26/2018

10:00 am - 12:00 pm

Body Composition Analysis screening

In just 10 seconds, our screening assesses your weight, body mass index, body fat percentage, basal metabolic rate, fat mass, fat free mass, and hydration level. You are provided with a printout that allows you to track your progress over time. Not permitted for those with implanted electric devices (pacemakers, etc) or pregnancy.

No registration is required. This is a walk-in screening during the listed times.

Santa Barbara Care Center

06/28/2018

1:00 pm - 3:00 pm

The Villages Health has been extremely good to me. I haven't felt this physically and mentally well for a long time. If you're rating it from one to 10, I'd give it a 10-plus.

Jack Danahy, Patient at Santa Barbara Care Center